I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
