from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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