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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Ladies don't puke and tell
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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