You're a womanizer and a bitch.
please come you make the beer taste better
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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