Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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