I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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