She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Please don't give away my fajitas
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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