if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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