You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my being single is dangerous.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I understand Curling. That high.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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