question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You took a bar mat shot.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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