Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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