the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Randomize
