what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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