What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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