You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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