What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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