Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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