4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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