Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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