is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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