Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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