You just made me feel so damn special
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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