"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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