all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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