I accidentally had phone sex last night
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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