The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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