He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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