TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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