We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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