STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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