on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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