apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
So squirting runs in the family.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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