something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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