This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
