Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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