Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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