just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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