i jhust puked up my retainher.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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