? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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