so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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