its not stalking. its research.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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