I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
All the doctor said was why
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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