My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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