This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I need to sanitize my soul.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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