I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
organizing the empties. That sober.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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