Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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