then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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