Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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