Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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