Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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