i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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