Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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