at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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