Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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