Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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