This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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