He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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