yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
