Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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