pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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